MICHAEL VICK has admitted he has a dog. But he claims he did it for his kids . . . quote, "I want to ensure that my children establish a loving bond and treat all of God's creatures with kindness and respect . . . This is an opportunity to break the cycle." He added that he will continue to, quote, "honor my commitment to animal welfare."
The person who stole JUSTIN BIEBER'S camera and computer earlier this week has posted some footage online. Nothing too scandalous yet . . . but supposedly, the culprit is going to release something more incriminating today from a pool party Justin was at. Justin actually started following the thief on Twitter, and told him, or her, quote, "No matter what you have and what you post tomorrow I know my fans won't leave me. Screw it. #toostrong"
NBC has announced that its "re-boot" of "The Munsters" is dead in the water . . . however, they're going to air the pilot as a Halloween special on Friday, October 26th. It's called "Mockingbird Lane" . . . and it stars JERRY O'CONNELL, PORTIA DE ROSSI and EDDIE IZZARD.
If you HAVEN'T had a one-night stand, apparently you're in the minority. A new survey found that 58% of Americans have had at least one ONE-NIGHT STAND . . . meaning sex with someone one time with no strings attached. 79% of men and 21% of women claim they've had one.
Pringles is debuting three new holiday flavors next month . . . and they all sound VILE: Pumpkin Pie Spice, Cinnamon and Sugar, and White Chocolate Peppermint. None of them sound like a proper potato chip flavor to us.
Dateline Holland Township: On Wednesday afternoon in Michigan, a man was using a PROPANE TORCH to try to burn the fur off a SQUIRREL . . . so he could cook and eat it. But he ended up setting his entire apartment complex on fire. No one was hurt, but there was significant damage and all the other residents are displaced.