Hey One Directioners! Harry Styles was out showing off his tats...
A conservative website is accusing CBS of mocking Christianity with a new Super Bowl promo that shows NEIL PATRICK HARRIS wearing eye black with the date of the game written on it. They say he's making fun of TIM TEBOW, who often writes Bible verses on his eye black. And, of course, they're particularly upset because Neil is gay.
Nothing beats a good story about shart. AL ROKER admits that he pooped his pants at the White House back in 2002, a month after undergoing gastric bypass surgery. He says he was trying to pass a little gas but, quote, "a little something extra came out. I pooped my pants. Not horribly, but enough that I knew." So he got rid of his underwear in a bathroom and went commando from there on out.
"Betty White's Off Their Rockers" season premiere will be on 7 and 4 @ 8pm tonight!
Ready for your FORK to judge your eating? There's a new product coming out that's called a SMART FORK. It weighs how much food you're putting on it and how many forkfuls you're eating per minute . . . then buzzes when you're eating too much or too fast. It will cost $99 and goes on sale in the spring.